Day Two - 332 lbs
Breakfast- Three Slices Apple Pie
Lunch- Two Hot Dogs (w/ ketchup & yellow mustard), yellow tortilla chips and chunky salsa
Dinner- Corn on the cob (w/ butter), green beans, two pieces of white bread, BBQ chicken, pork tenderloin, one spicy turkey bratwurst, one slice of rhubarb and strawberry pie
Between lunch and dinner today I was all American, hot dogs and apple pie. Now if we make a leap and assume the corn in my tortilla chips was picked by migrant workers we really get a well rounded picture of America. Having said that, clearly I haven't started my diet yet.
I was telling my wife (Sarah, she'll come up a lot) about my brilliant plan to embarrass myself into losing weight by posting the details on-line when she popped a hole in my idea by asking one question. "How are you going to do it?" While certainly a fair question I have to admit that my plan up until this point is something like... lose weight. So clearly I've got some research to do.
Which brings us to our next problem, I am not a very trusting guy. If you tell me that eating like a homeless man for thirty days is going to result in a fifteen pound loss, or that I simply have to try the stone soup diet because it did wonders for this girl at your work I am going to need a bit more information. Now I am certainly more than willing to be proven wrong but proving me wrong generally involves proof.
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